Naturally, instead of looking up characters, trying my hand at an ancient art form and coming up with some sloppy, trite and probably incorrect series of cobbled together ~*insperashunal*~ words, I sketched some porn and used the calligraphy thing like watercolors. YAY PORN!
Summary: Mycroft demonstrates his legwork skills. John holds on.
Author's Notes: Inspired by a picture that actually looked like John and that episode of League of Gentlemen where Gatiss and Shearsmith both carry Pemberton around like a damsel in distress. I LIKE IT WHEN MEN CARRY OTHER MEN AROUND. IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
Now I have to finish cleaning. BLAH.